Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
I haven’t done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31! I haven’t met any Portuguese people! I haven’t had the perfect kiss!
like i can’t stop picturing simon teaching kieren how to drive
- simon bracing himself and swearing when kieren goes too fast
- simon throwing his arm across kierens chest when he brakes too hard
- kieren giving simon the look when he stomps his foot on the imaginary brake
- and of course screaming fights at a standstill “STOP SCREAMING AT ME” “I’M NOT SCREAMING AT YOU”
"JUST BECAUSE WE’RE ALREADY DEAD DOESNT MEAN I WANT TO BE IN A CRASH"
none of that was expected.
I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise
These almond cookies are very aggressive.
Sorry we haven’t had time to do the ice bucket challenge… (x)
Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should
good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin